I cook!

Time: 6:00PM yesterday
Venue: My Dining Table

here goes the conversation between me and my mom (hokkian language)

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Mom : Wei..."Gong Kia" (stupid son) dont mess up my kitchen..so oily the floor u see u see!*mopping the floor*

Me : "Boh ah!" (no ah), i clean it just now ok?! i cook spaghetti, u din cook dinner so i cook lo today. you want anot? very tasty ^ ^

Mom : u cook "simik" (what did u cook) ...so disgusting one!

Me: This la this ..this la..! disgusting meh?

hm..i think a bit disgusting la

Mom: Aiyor...what is the black black thing *take a bite*...oh fish cake? tasteless punya.

Me: thai fish cake lo

Mom: not tasty at all *took another and dip into the spaghetti sauce*, u got no skill

Me: no ah...taste good..salty enough i tested just now.

Mom: ya meh? *took another again..and another and another*..tasteless

Me: mom u eat all the fish cake already! i havent eat my dinner ok!

Mom: hahaha *took another fish cake*, son son..2molo onwards u cook dinner ok? i wanna watch tv drama *walks away*

Me:.........................................makan all my fish cake left only the sauce and spaghetti .. T T