Poonky da Evil Donkey Hideout

Party Party Party Day 2!

2007-08-16T13:45:00.000+08:00

Aiya...im tired of wating my pics la almost 4-5 days since i updated..ugh all my friends too busy to online :(~ so anyway updates bit of what i get for my present la...

tadah Day 2 Present~~~ 9 kinds of useful present! especially the 100 Blanks dvds...huhuhu my business tools ok!

nothing much happen during day 2 except some BBQ-ing and partying ...wait la i will update my bday post..but without any pics update what lerh hahaha

i will be back to usual posting by tomorrow "trust me"

My Birthday Party Party Party! Part 1

2007-08-12T15:23:00.000+08:00

Short Talk: Yeahhhh finally FINAL EXAM over! here comes my Bday post ~~ :), hey sorry guys for skipping blog updating for almost half month .... :), but no worry poonky finally back! and still healty of coz~.

wah..how should I explain my birthday party schedule...kinda messed up la..i think i just gonna post it according to Date la hor, and sorry not much picture because this birthday boy not the one that holding the camera ma~ so only got few pics, will update more when i get the pics back.

Day 1 (10th august)
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Hoho i got my present 4 days earlier from Fong Fong~ she keep reminding me must open on 10th, and i promised to use it no matter what wait wait wait tadah she bought me a Hand Phone strap..so where should i gantung this 2 thing..confrim not my phone la, my phone too big

so where should i put this? my Bag? PSP? or Phone?

Fong Fong thanks for the Present eh~~~ Muak!!!! my 1st present for this year leh, u deserved to be kissed!

Basically...im having my last exam on the same day, so not much party la...staying over Poh Wah's house for revision camping to help my lazy brain start moving rather than just stoning at home sleeping and watching drama all the time.

unexpectedly one of the classmate bring along "durians"...so it was decided that my 1st birthday cake of this year = "Durian" ~~with 2 candles on it~~ and the mamak drink tea~ ^^

later around 8PM Finally the exam over..we all went to have steamboat with the 6 exam candidate at Ampang "korean stone BBQ" not thing much just simple steamboat with nothing related to korean..except the hot plate, kinda expensive for such buffet but who cares..im not the one paying hehehehe

Hot Pot BBQ~~ Rating 1/5 nothing satisfying many place a lot better than this

thats for all will be updated the Day 2 later! go yamcha 1st hehe, sorry for the lacking of pictures..i still not yet getting any from them

Dear Valuable Reader!

2007-08-04T22:14:00.000+08:00

Heyo this donkey kinda busy with his final exam la~ makan bubur or makan nasi depends on this fucking exam, but no worry he will be back on 11th August 2007~~~

COMING SOON! Donkey Evil stories and Self defamation's

So..wait for me waiiiit

New month New Story

2007-08-01T19:53:00.000+08:00

Its time again for Monthly Small News Update (which i gonna do this every 1st day of the month)

I have been talking about wanna stop blogging till 11th of Aug due to my assignment and final exams...in the end..im still updating, i need to stop this habit or else gonna be worst

since last month i have never blog about my mom condition, why? because i believe her sickness will better in no time, and no doubt today she officially healthy and cheerful as always :), so there isn't any need to show how sick she is last month. in fact im very glad that mom is ok...never know got such virus now a days that attacks liver and intestine causing mass weight loss. fortunately can be cured.

Yeahhh Bro going to Ireland training..so thats mean i got CAR to ~~fly~~ go anywhere! hohoho yes yes 1 month~~ i gonna go back the old place i used to stayed at...Taman Muda~ missed those Prawn Mee, Pan Mee, Onion Mee, Kedai Buku Kawanku...the place i used to read free magazines..that auntie let me take those magazines home .. without paying and return when i finish reading.

1st schedule gonna find Sarah that lala yamcha ..so many "n" years dint find her. gonna missed the other fellas also wonder they all free or not...hm...2nd schedule i wonder do what with this car :P

Oh ya...i holiday soon anyone got any plan tell me ah..might be free :)

Sunday = Family Day

2007-07-30T20:48:00.000+08:00

Short Talk: hai i felt bad doing straight 4 tag-taggies without any updates...so let me update something before my reader runs away. so what am i doing today? monday = lazy day lo..u can see me wakeup at 7am drink tea + reading newspaper till 11am~~ @ my house living room haha

Time for Donkey Stories again, Once upon a time (last Sunday) when "I" evil donkey sleeping soundly...suddenly 2 little brats comes into my room and started to do what they usually do "MESSED UP MY ROOM"

I got habit to not locking my room door all the time, so this two always comes into my room silently like a burglar (pencuri /ninja)...giving me surprise attack!

*ok ok ..i scare tickle can? so i wakeup screaming! "WAHHHH"*

So..i end up ..waking up with "high speed heart beat" + "no idea what happen just now" + "2 little kid poking me" + "what i dreamed just now?" = I straight go bath and thinking what to ~~bully~~ play with them later after breakfast~~ ^ ^

....tell u all something kids now a days very "camwhore " i tell u...even sheer, or rabbit or DLg or Jaecy also lose ah.. dont believe?

Camwhore Candidate No 1.

introduce to you all Camwhore No 1. the big bro, "Xiang boy"!
what the! early morning this budak shoot me with something "high tech"

Xiang Boy: Gor...ur nokia picture so ugly geh

Donkey: Bad meh...nice what...u leng zai la

Xiang Boy: 1.3 Megapixel? why so blur cant see my face clearly

Donkey: HAR! U EVEN KNOW What is camera resolution!

Xiang Boy: *Nod head*

Donkey : T T...not even 1.3 megapixel...just VGA Camera

Xiang Boy: Gor Gor buy Sony-son (Ericsson) S500i
*haha he call sony ericsson = sony-son*

Donkey: huh what is that? new phone model ah...wait gor check google!

*OMG BBQ! even kids know this phone model..my friend bought this phone..kinda cool*
go here for more information about Sony Ericsson S500I click me!

Donkey: Oh this phone , ur gor no money...haha..u ask ur mama buy for me la

Xiang Boy: Mama buy new phone already

*due to my "kay-Poh-chi-ness" (busybody) i go downstairs to see what phone aunt bought... and xiang boy playing my psp*

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Camwhore Candidate No 2.

Once i comeback to my room Xiang boy already addicted playing games...ignoring me so his lil sis playing with me now hehe :)

Introduce to you all, Xuan Girl~

so our conversation like this

Donkey: Mei..want candy? gor got sweet and chewy mentos

Xuan Girl: really? i want i want!

Donkey: i give u candy if you camwhore a bit :P *thinking thinking how to kacau her*

Xuan Girl: *showing two thumbs up*

Donkey: try making some monkey face!

*haha pass pass!*

Donkey: try imagine Xiang boy mama cane him, and what is ur reaction?

*scratch head..why gor gor leh?* BEEP! FAIL!

Donkey: then ah...ur most PRETTY POSE!

Xuan Girl: i know i know this easy!

*adjusting angle ...gor faster take!* camwhore PASS! PASS!

Donkey: your ugliest pose leh?

*PASS PASS!*

Donkey: what if got Boys at your school wanna know you?

*Mama said kung fu them if they come near~ Hi YAK!* ...ok ok u win!

Donkey: last one..what if i dont have candy now?

Xuan Girl: no candy? i want candy

Donkey: i said what "if" only

*look so real* okok ! PASS!

Donkey: wait ah...gor go take the candy for u hehehe...
*go to my table and searching for mentos..this is what i found*

Donkey: *sweating* hey xiang boy..where is my candy?

Xiang Boy: *Ahhh.....* inside here

Donkey + Xiang Girl: Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Donkey: Gor buy for u now! u sit here play whatever thing ok!? WAIT!
*fast fast go drive and buy*

===The End===
thats the story of Donkey with two of his lil cousin :)

So thats my sunday family day lo~ whole family members outing from breakfast till dinner time :), i would rather share part of my free time with family during weekend because not much chances with them just once a week, so the whole evening my house will be super noisy. those loud talking between my family and aunt and uncle~~ even relatives come that day, ahhh such noisy life reminds me that i like family day! and kids

Leng Lui!

2007-07-27T21:31:00.001+08:00

short talk: haiyo recently my SCREAMyx really slow la..not my fault ok..sobs why all accuse i lazy to blog the donkey no no lazy ahhh..trust him ok. although he really lazy but really screamyx slow ma..

Hey readers~ i fix the images now u all can view :)

Oh recently i found a forward mail got 1 very leng lui inside..this one special for the male reader and even FEMALE reader also very interested! :)

let me show u some incredible leng lui here

sexy looking lips~Cute Big Eye!

sweet looking girl

and now .... how would she look like when makeup was removed? curious leh~ lai donkey show u all

oik! owe money dont want give back?

Normal look China girl style~ double pony tail

the 1st reaction i saw this forwarded email...OMGBBQ! this is how makeup can turn a person from Ms.A become Ms. B! now i know why many ppl said , in this world there is no ugly woman but only have lazy woman~ ohhhh i see i see..thats the reason..

i thought this thing fake though..but kinda convincing after that, because she even give full tutorial how she makeup wor..so u all justify this fake or real la ~~ by the way the tutorial in chinese word :(

應大家要求，我特意將化妝的步驟拍下，以下只為重要幾點，向大家作以簡要說明：
首先是素妍的照片：不好意思，獻醜了 ~

現在開始化妝：第一步：戴黑環~ 和雙眼皮貼 ~(這步很重要哦 ,瞬間眼睛就變好多的 ~ 嘿嘿 ~ 和之前形成鮮明對比 ~)

第二步：塗隔離霜（這樣有保護皮膚的作用哦 ~ 另外還可以起到修正膚色的作用呢！）

第三步：塗粉底液（品牌我用的是韓國的蟬真，不要塗的太厚，不然妝看上去很假 ~ 在顴骨周圍塗比膚色更深些的粉底，在 T 字部位塗比膚色更淺些的粉底，將臉部變小，在下巴周圍塗比膚色更淺些的粉底也可以起到拉長臉型的效果哦！）

第四步：擦粉餅（品牌我用的是MAC ，具體什麼名字忘了，反正是最白的那種，因為我本身的皮膚比較暗沉偏黃些，看我塗完以後是不是變白了些呢，呵呵 ~ 記得脖子上也要適量擦些哦，不然形成明顯的對比就難看了 ~ 呵呵）

第五步：戴假睫毛，選擇合適自己的款型，根據睫毛多少而定，還有長度都需要調整~ 戴好就可以啦，這步很簡單！

戴假睫毛沒有什麼秘訣 ,只要粘上, 然後與自己的睫毛根部越貼近越好~ 如果稍微有點縫隙也沒有關係 , 用黑色的眼線把縫隙處補黑 ~ 就OK 了~!

第六步：塗睫毛膏（將自己的睫毛與假睫毛刷在一起 ~ 然後下睫毛也刷上~ 哈哈~ 我刷刷 ~~ 刷刷 ~ ）

第七步：畫眼線（其實是畫下眼線，而且我只畫半根這樣~ 因為假睫毛的緣故所以不用畫上眼線，但如果不用假睫毛的話就需要畫了 ~ ）

下面這張圖就是我沒帶假睫毛的時候畫的上眼線~( 沒有帶黑環)~ 哈哈，其實我本身的睫毛也比較長~ 呵呵

第八步：畫眼影（照片看有點不太明顯，因為是手機照相的緣故，象素低了~5555 ）
1 ：將整個眼窩塗亮，用白色的那種。

2：塗黑色的。

第九步：塗塗唇彩，理理頭髮就OK 啦~完成 ~呵呵

Tadah finish the makeup process...wooot!

so anyone think this is fake or real eh..does makeup can do such thing ? donkey memang no idea lo~ need to ask his brilliant reader to clarify this hehe

Elaine da Rapper

2007-07-27T20:15:00.000+08:00

Short talk: read someone post just now, oh okay..i understand

cis Elaine da rapper took my blogging ideas so as the payment she rap something in msn...lol, so today post starts with the donkey stories that look like this...once upon a time (30minutes ago) was chatting in msn with this ~~evil girl~~ cute girl, so the conversation starts macam in lo...

Donkey: Eh..forward u some jokes u girls like to "what" and "ever", got this from email :)
Elaine: See See...

*so after a while she back with something more than just reading the forward mail i sent*

Elaine: let me confuse u

Donkey: So easy meh? heh, try me!

Elaine: I dun care "wherever" u went coz i dun even bother "Wateva" u did..

Donkey: *I think that she really liked the forward mail...lol*

Elaine: so i dun care "whenever!" "wherever!" "watever!" "however!"

Elaine: LOL "wat so ever"

Donkey: *I think her future bf sure pengsan with her "ever" rapping*

Donkey: mana u learn geh? those "those what what what what" rap? haha

Elaine: learn wat? Menang know what, is those "ever ever ever" not "what what what what"

Donkey: so many stuff come out in 1 sentence...

Elaine: "whatever" "wherever" "whenever" "however" "moreover"

Donkey: "COMEOVER!"

Elaine: "NEVER!"

Donkey: u "ever ever ever" think another stuff other than "whatever"

Elaine: Hehehe, i had never ever thought of any whatever other than whatsoever. watever

Donkey:I gonna blog about u rapping hehehe since u took my jokes and blog

Elaine: wateva~ whoever will thInk tat im good

Donkey: stop la~ so irritating! arghhh . jot down the ever ever stuff u write in blog!

Elaine: dont u ever copy my sentence, u r the most cacat ppl i ever seen, macam la im rapping wif tat ever ever word

Donkey: *she still wont stop oh..addicted with whatever thing she read just now haha*

haha and the conversation continues long long long with whatever stuff she can think ~~~

Moral of the story: some girl really good at Whatever + anything + you decide ~ and some just good at one..hahaha go her blog to read more about "where she learn to rap using "ever" "

Elaine's revenge ...tag me something scary and hard to do...better think who is my next victim

Fixing airconditioner

2007-07-25T23:58:00.000+08:00

Short Diary: Ughh..Sore Throat liow these few day dint get ample sleep and concentrate doing my over late assignments, but finally all finish, im free from ass but final exam soon :(, here let me tell you all something, actually "Red Onion" cures cough and sore throat, just bakeit put a bit of salt and eat~~ i always do this when sore throat. works like a charm~~ taste sweet so don't worry

hm..here goes the Donkey stories again, once upon a time (last sunday la) donkey dad go inside his son room and ask something ...and the conversation starts like this

Dad: Oi son..later go clean the living room and storeroom..very "lah sam" (dirty in hokkian)

Me: Why me...Whhhhy! dad im doing assignment la (continue watching drama)

Dad: Oh...So? (his hand standby on my pc power button!!!!!)

Me: Okie Okie.. go now lo cis

*suddenly heard some sound tik tak tik tak tik tak...the aircon water LEAK again!*

i guess my itchy finger inherited from my dad la...what ever electronics things also mau take apart then ~~play~~ ~~touch~~ fix.

Me: Uh dad..u go clean living room la, let ur son ME fix! hohoho

Dad: No no..i fix i fix..u only know how to fix small stuff

Me: ..now way..no way...i pro ok!

*after few minutes of discussion..i just go myself chances to avoid cleaning my living room hehe*

so this is what my dad did lo...

*ok la dad dint touch any of the wayars* just taking out covers only

*after this im too busy to take pictures...because after turn off the main switch every thing also taken apart the wash it lo*

so after wash everything now trying assemble the thing back to normal...hm..some problem happen..dad able to take out but cannot put it back ~~~ hehe how there goes my TURN to showoff my dad how to put that cover back hehehehe

*actually i always take out the cover to clean the interior...thats why i know how to put it back*

this fella good again macam new stuff..no chance to change newer model..haiz

Yeah my 15 year old air conditioner fixed...and wuu fresh cold breeze..this can go below 16°C-18°C i wonder my temperature meter rosak or not, and no doubt memang cold...yesterday heavy rain..and i frozen until no energy to switched off my air conditioner...bruuu..~~thats why recently i dint update coz too cold until i no energy to blog la.~~

Edit: forget to tell the reason why it leak...reason is...something like glue melted inside..thats why those water cannot flow out and flow into my room instead dang

i think everyone also got certain behavior that inherited from their parents..for me...same like my dad..always take apart things and fix again lo..what about you all? tell tell la

Karma! They Revenge!

2007-07-21T01:00:00.000+08:00

Short Diary: Uh..im out of Blank DVD's need to restock again if not my pirated drama dont know where to keep

Woooo now i really do believe in karma! ... the story started like this

so so...when i was sedang syok syok showering..i saw something an army of "something" la
so i started to "eat free nothing to do"..aiming the water at "them"

So i Killed almost ~~thousands~~ hundreds of ants and flush them into the water hole lorh
after that i dint care much just warp myself with a towel
guess what happen after that

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what you all call this thing that plastered on the wall?

so i started to hear some cracking sound...but dont know from where la, guess what..once i walk out from the bathroom *PIANG!* something fall down.. so i go inside and looked...that fucking thing fall down and shatter like a glass quite and sharp too.

phew luckily I go out few seconds earlier if not..im very sure that my head shatter 1st

so i ~~deduced~~ concluded 2 reason that might caused this stupid thing to fall down..

1. I spray with hot water so that thing cracks when heated..blame the stupid renovator bad skills!

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2. which i believe this one also logic...KARMA! i killed an army of ants so they come back revenge lo~~~ *praying* next time i wont kill even an ants anymore if its real :P

Moral of the story: when "eat free nothing to do" please dont go do useless stuff

My Form 1 Memories...

2007-07-18T12:20:00.000+08:00

Short Diary: Owh..kena few tags haven't do..assignment haven't finish and i still writing blog..alamak..

Yesterday read some old comics book i bought long time ago, kinda reminds me what I did with my friends during that time..and quite the same, except the victim is my "guru discipline".

I just wondering how many naughty student that had similar experience macam me? hoho let today post show you what i did during my secondary school days

A:Dia nak bunuh diri ke? (is he trying to suicide?)
B:Entah, Tapi dia nampak sedih jer (dono, but he look sad)

Me: *avoiding something*

Me: *Doing something again*

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Me:*Evil Laugh Nigiahhaha*

Victim: Bangkai! Siapa yang Meludah ni hah? Mampus kalau aku dapat tangkap kau! (who spitting at me! if i catch u gonna be a dead meat!)

ok ok the real story is that i dint spit on my "guru discipline" but i throw chalk to his head lol, luckily no one knows what am i doing that time, but i think Sarah da Pengawas caught me before doing such act for the 3rd time haha.

hey any other ppl doing what im doing last time? tell tell a bit of your bad / naughty stuff la

Disclaimer: all images belongs to Lawak Kampus (Keith and Zelo)

Assingments

2007-07-16T16:06:00.000+08:00

oh fuck oh fuck my "ass"ignment burning my ass again...!!!! due date soon and i dint touch a thing..i wonder if i got time to go airport see Regine belah to Australia or not :(~~~ oh well need to rush rush rush and everything completed by this week

Dear Valuable reader..i will be back! ASAP la...

..count count still got owe ppl tags.

Taggies! 8 Random Facts About me

2007-07-14T20:33:00.000+08:00

Tagged by Jaecy Wong!!

rules:
* Each blogger must post these rules first.
* Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* Bloggers that are tagged to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
* At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
* Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

okay, so here goes:

Fact No.1 (I Never Forget)

I never ever forget to bring the 5 most important things with me whenever i go outside, guess what? is my purse, key, phone, watch and psp/mp3 (which ever more appropriate)..missing any of the the 5 items i will become cannot sit properly and felt missing something haha.

Fact No.2 (My Language Problem)

I can understand/converse several Chinese dialects (Cantonese, Mandarin, Hokkian, Teow Chow, Hakka, and several other weird Chinese dialects), i also a lil bit understand Japanese, Spanish and French. and the problem is...i cannot write much of Chinese character nor read :(

Fact No.3 (I Brainwashed Easily)

this one more or less thanks to Elaine, I found out that you guys could brainwashed me quite easily...just try keep sending/showing/hot selling me one kind of particular same thing every single day and i can become someone that shares your same interest. Hey elaine...anymore songs? im addicted leh haha. (some particular things i cannot be brainwashed..for example joining some kind of pyramid scheme)

haiz...where is my Japanese song..all become this liow

Fact No.4 (Im Lord of Destruction)

i guess this one everyone also know why lo...every electronics i touch will prone to be in danger...last 2 months things i broken already almost 20++ items...argh..

Fact No.5 (Poonky can Cook)

Yeah i can cook too but doesn't look really appetizing (guaranteed tasty ok!) :P or in my mom terms..."hey son what is that so disgusting" hahaha

click here for the old blog post :)

and Click Here Too

Fact No.6 (Im Gila Tea)

Owh I got habit drinking tea especially Chinese Tea. other Tea i adore such as Green Tea, Teh-0-Ais Limau Tea, Red Tea, Cham Tea, Red Tea, Black Tea, Jasmine Tea and Apa Tea Pun Boleh! and the latest tea i like...Peppermint Tea..

Fact No.7 (I can Wakeup without Alarm Clock)

Hoho this one really something to brag about, anyone here can wakeup on time without alarm? I can do it given that the time is 6am, 7am, 8am :P, i think i can wakeup without alarm because last time my house just located few blocks away from mosque, kindergarten and Taichi Hangout.

every morning i can hear them humming some prayers around 6am, Kids Playing Around sound at 7am and at 8am! those auntie uncle will play their taichi song loud loud in front of my house! #!@#!@...after few years i already biasa wakeup on this 3 particular time.

after i moved here...i still can wakeup at any of this 3 particular time :) haha

imagine every morning 8am sharp! u will hear their tai chi theme song in front of ur house

Fact No.8 (Relation)

since everyone always says that im too secretive about my love life..im not la..the fact is im single now ok ok?

hm..who i gonna tag leh..
1. Sheer
2. Rabbit
3. Elaine
4. Sarah
5. Anston
6. Vivian
7. Michie
8. Simon

when im too Bored at home

2007-07-14T14:40:00.000+08:00

Saturday eh...finally my PC baaaaack! no more ~~fucking~~ slow Laptops and limited storage :), just went to lowyat to pickup my ~~weapon~~ PC and loaded everything tadah!

hm..looks neat and clean :P... 2 hours later..

owh...not so clean anymore lol..looks like i need to cleanup my room again & buy some clippers to clip all my cables..i wonder where they come from hm..

So hey everyone have a Great Weekend~~
opss almost spill milo onto my keyboard again!

About myself

2007-07-12T20:21:00.000+08:00

hm..let me write something to tell "about myself" since -broken- said cant find any (psst i also cant find except one half ass about myself copied directly from my friendster).

lets see what others gossip about me la..probably accurate than my friendster profile, click here for the old post of "about myself"

Note: all the comment below "supposedly" copy - pasted either from chats / friendster / any kinds of written evidence :P

BOH! Khai Hoong says "special features available in this new breed includes chubbiness,hi-fat content,cuteness,friendliness,advance usage in computer" cilaka call me new breed!

Elaine write "this guy here get brain washed easily..wahaha frm Japanese songs change to English songs, from Rock become Pop???wahaha.thx to me lar.." ok this true..i used to like Japanese songs + rock...now no more lo..thanks to her lo.

Eunice the Japanese immigrant thinks that I "kind hearted person to the most evil human being(no la u still kind but a bit evil only)" so im kind but evil :)

Feon Rabbit say "Poonky = Hun Kia" in hokkian mean Im Drug addict lo :( ...so mean

Joseph commented "he is really a Bad and Ham Sap guy, he always teach me wat is Pop Corn" i was joking that time he seriously believe TT (Pop Corn become = Po** **rn = Porn haha)

Regine says...."he is quite Kepochi as a guy and I always says he assumes things a lot which now also the same!! mayb better a bit..coz always assumes wrongly!! " ...alamak

Simon-So assume "poonky finds ;himself sexy with lots of hair", which is untrue..I SAID MAJORITY la lol..hey hey no hair = "Hairless Steamed Chicken" rite?

Sarah happily praise me "a gentlemen and nice guy!" oh this VERY TRUE...trust her at least ok

Sheer Sheer mention this everyday "About you ?? One sentence, "keep kacau-ing people all the time"

Vivian accuse that I "Always download pirated stuff...LOADS of it!!" while she's the one asking me borrow her

Argh i dont want to see what people said about me liow! next time only write part 2 still got a loooooot things about me i dont dare to mention lol

Poonky Teach Japanese Part 1

2007-07-10T22:56:00.000+08:00

Did i ever told anyone that i can speak and understand a lil ~~"ja-pun-nise"~~ "Japanese"?, hm..i learn this language trough watching Japanese Drama without subtitle (because im a banana...most japanese drama comes with Chinese subtitle..so i cant understand anyway), pity myself being a banana..gonna go learn Chinese writing in the future.

So watching dramas for so many years finally i found a solution for everyone to learn Japanese very fast :P (even if you cant speak u literally will understand)

gonna be many parts la..don't know if anyone interested so i just show some easy parts (if u want more just tell)

---Lesson 1---
what u need to do? just remember all these weird words and after u remember it liow hor..try watch any Japanese drama...u can already understands 30% of what they were talking about..naturally u can guess the other meaning quite accurate.

Anata+"gata" =You (even sometimes there is gata..which related to plural meaning)

Watashi = I, Me, AKU!

Watashi -"hitachi" = WE, WE all~

~~Curry~~ Kare + "ra" = means "HIM" (when RA is added then become "them" that represent groups of "male" species)

Kanojo + "ra" = means "HER" (when RA is added then become "them" that represent groups of "Female")

Doko = where?
Dareh =who?
Nani =What?
Ikutsu =how?
Miru = See
Dame =DONT!
Osio =SLOWnya
Hayai =Fastnya
Inu = Dog
Ai = Love
Heya = Room
Hon = Book

So remember all these word in a very detailed form..u should be fine, go try watching dramas without reading subtitles 1st and try for 2nd time with subtitle instead, unconsciously you will interpret "only" that particular words and ur brain will starting to assemble the words puzzle into something else that you can understand.

Edit: Hey..maybe some not accurate to pronounce..so use your creativity lo hor haha..

~~when watching porns 100% you able to guess already what they talking about! don't beleive? go try lo no bruff u one! the next time i will teach u all no need guess :P~~

The Lord of Destruction

2007-07-09T20:51:00.000+08:00

I wonder if my hands really gatal / bad luck or what...so many things broken last month. And few days ago i carelessly spills water onto my laptop keyboard...my air conditioner water leakage for no reason...external hardisk carelessly drop on the floor! ~~arrh my porns!~~. what else..hm..no more.

OMGFBBQ..so I fast fast turn off and blow it dry using hair dryer :(..fortunately nothing broken.
taking out those keypads 1 by 1 after that put back in again..ugh so tiring
*not to mention i forget some positions of the keypads*

my desk looks so empty without my CPU..the lowyat fella said can claim my warranty in this week..last week she told me the same fucking thing and last last week, and last last last week before that!.

* i complaint a lot..but sigh im so tired of fixing thing and broke this and that*

07 - 07 - 2007 @ 00:07! Thanks Sheer Sheer!

2007-07-07T17:34:00.000+08:00

Just found out Sheer Sheer Put something nice in my friendster ~~testicle~~ testimonial. dint even realize this until she told me :)~~ tadah! 07-07-07! with 00:07! wuuu lala!Arigatou! here's what she write for me haha. i wonder if she waited the right timing :P hehehe

Click the image to enlarge

can someone just teach me how to use ..photoshop :P

"OR"

teach me how to use the font properly, i know i know it looks UGLY the font..so? hoho.

Note: I admit! and I know my hobby = demanding a testimonial :P feel free to spam there also ahaha

Note 2: I also know that Im Very Lazy..my blog got update punya la.

Note 3: Kacau people = my daily routine. My Motto = Anywhere!, Anytime! and Anyhow!

But Anyway must thank Sheer Sheer by writing her something nice later even though she write all negative stuff about me TT

A Rude Friend..

2007-07-05T02:53:00.000+08:00

Once upon a night, 3Am when u just about to sleep..here comes ur "so called" classmate nudge nudge u in msn..asking "ur assignment send to me plz", and i being curious i asked him till where he did and he said "just starting point", but because he asked, ok la send to him and just a little request for him to follow which is "Hey please dont copy all"

the assignments suppose to due today, but become Monday. so he kinda relaxed those kind la..

after reading for not long my answer he started to complaint my stuff.. "some more, u re wrong,=.=, u do wrong, this no need, need for wat?, divison not outsourcing"

I had the feeling that he just simply read without thinking, because every student is given a marking scheme, he should know that part is just simply a description.

Marking Scheme = a set of guidelines how to answers the assignment, what we should write and what should have inside.

the thing he trying complaining is just worth 5 marks and according to marking scheme nothing wrong..Identify and describe the organization...and i felt irritated and told him if u think wrong dont copy lo

he gets Pissed off at me..no need afraid delete ur job now, wont copy, ok, thx. blocked me in msn....KNNCCB!..this la this la so called-friend...said him a bit and block you when something he doesn't syok you..need u that time unblock you again and say hi. cilaka dint even see him said a thanks when received my assignments.

KNNCCB so nice rainy weather...this fucktard ruin my good sleep.

"Ass"ingment

2007-07-05T00:34:00.000+08:00

I should be doing my assignments that due in tomorrow morning..7 hours from now. but..instead of doing what i should do.... I..I....do these...

(1)........................

i found stash of RM1 X 400 =RM400..this money i win 2 years ago when my buddy's come gamble during CNY..cilaka lose money not syok me give small change :(..nvm nvm i slow slow use

(2)...........................

so im too free...even kacau ppl in MSN~ "kuai Poh Hei Gung!"

(3).......................

i went to aceone blog and another person..to play some flash game :)

I even do other thing...er ...talking hokkian with lehbbit...crap! hahaha

and then i keep bugging Sheer Sheer that i haven't do my assignment. OMGFBBQKNN!

...............dooom! im still here writing blog!

My day~~

2007-07-02T17:01:00.000+08:00

the sun goes down liow ~~ time for me to pluck grass again...i am ending my day right with milo :P

aih tired day...full of assignments and exam coming soon~~ need some refreshment

Been a month

2007-07-01T17:21:00.000+08:00

whoa time flow very fast leh...been 1 month since I started blogging, so here some summary what happen last month that i ~~LAZY~~ FORGET TO BLOG ABOUT!

someone ask me pluck rumput ...so i dint pluck but "burn" them..and..become like this 3 weeks later..sigh gonna pluck again

my favorite tv series just ended today :(~ need to wait till xmas..been watcing this tv series for 15 years very long huh? hehe

here the 3 main character and a Evil guy ~ this tv series can be categories as Sci-Fi, Action, Comedy and Romance series that been around "since 1964"

she look A LOT! prettier than picture ok..that photographer so char!

Veron Aka "Yie Jie" Aka Lay Keat
my friend joined Astro Talent Contest! already Final 10 :) hope she win and i got another celebrity friend kekeke. for more about her information please go here [Click me!]

and lastly my biggest thought i don't blog about or rather i have no idea what to do, my mom health. she seems very weak last week till today. I hope she's ok when her full body examination reports come out tomorrow, she had lost a lot's of weight few months ago and im very worried. she told me that her heart feels weak, i almost wanna cry when heard she said that when i asked what happen, without second thought bring her seek doctor immediately. very worry very worry..

other small small things..i had broken 20 electronics stuff (last month i said 10..now accumulated to 20 things)

guess till here only la... post more when there is something different than my usual boring life :)

Jail!

2007-06-29T21:46:00.000+08:00

Recently dint update much because Im busy working..er not really la i still got time online :p, just that I have been transfer to "UBS department aka accounts department" lo, college starts liow I cant work full time at my family company, so basically i no need work la..just been sent to training using UBS accounting software. I temporarily replace my cousin sis for few days, but need so many hours of training.

what i do today..(today seems free..also means no business lo)

8am! (i just come to work lo)

8:01am! (inside my office..this is what i see...for today)

wtf! so many thing to do ..i just come

8:25 AM (Snake-Time, i finish the pile of files and document liow ok!)

so i go outside survey a while lo..snake sikit only..n saw this fella still sitting there!

this is what the company selling.."BERAS"..and cap lion king is our 1st own brand..if u ever see this brand please buy it lo. Quality Assured!

we also selling..flour, salt, sugar and cooking oil!..i lazy take pic la

9:00 am (ok ok snake enuf liow..back to office, guess what i see..)

no ah no job to do..do what? see below..thats my job lo.

Oh! FuYooooh! Happy Tree Friends!

2007-06-25T22:32:00.000+08:00

Ever watch Happy Tree Friends? now here's the parody version of Digi Fuyoh Mix Happy Tree Friends...er Digi user please dont hate me...im not the person upload it mia..or created it :p just stumble upon youtube.com

Click me if you cant play the video

Click me if you cant play this also

Opss i not digi hater la :P I will follow uuuuuuuu . credit to the person created this short clips hm..mustbe celcom supporter.

Free Publicity and WTF!

2007-06-25T17:38:00.000+08:00

Today Specials! featuring Li Ann [DLG] <--she ask me advertise her blog oh, No problem, let me introduce one of her recent blog entries, ...she uploaded her childhood pics :P and lable as "I was f-cute "! yaya now u ~~not~~ still cute! ish tak-tau-malu-ness behavior! ..wanna know more? just go her blog la for what i write her post here.

please turn off ur speaker if u irritated by some kind of cute repeating weird voice..why? coz..her blog got 1 annoying doll named "doi doi" that keep papa, mama, ai ai, aiya and Hiee. :P

Oh ya! and happy Birthday to u Ann!

====FREE PUBLICITY! Brought to u by Poonky====

Oh back to my actual post!

Dont know why some people just "eat full nothing to do" so free to play guessing games in msn...for example this fella that added me:

Me: can i know who ru?

phantomthedead: u aredy noe me

Me: er, hint hint a bit la, u din put real name..email also not relevant to any places i seen.

phantomthedead: realy?, wher r u from

Me: KL

phantomthedead:i am from far far away,

Me: something more than that la like where i know u from.

phantomthedead:who r u

Me: "poong"

phantomthedead:i am "ping", and we are ping poong

*I really ada friend named Ping, ask Ritchie :p*

Me: ~~*censored*~~ never heard u got msn geh (he never like to online or anything related)

*cursing him for wasting my time guessing who is he*

phantomthedead: i am not wat wat ping, ok? ,i am not.

Me: ??

phantomthedead: i am the secreat guy,,,

Me: ok lo since u said like that, i dont meant to know some kind of secret guy.

Me: and u and dont even dare to introduce urself

phantomthedead: i told u iam a secret guy, answer me 101 question

Me: give u 1 min to explain who u are b4 i close this pointless conversation

phantomthedead: i am

Me: i dont have time playing some guessing games in msn

phantomthedead: hahaha, i am a phantom

Me: good..no need to bother. ok ok welcome to my block list~~~

*i really block n deleted him*

Cilaka wasted my precious time...there goes my 15minutes!

I cook!

2007-06-22T16:33:00.000+08:00

Time: 6:00PM yesterday
Venue: My Dining Table

here goes the conversation between me and my mom (hokkian language)

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Mom : Wei..."Gong Kia" (stupid son) dont mess up my kitchen..so oily the floor u see u see!*mopping the floor*

Me : "Boh ah!" (no ah), i clean it just now ok?! i cook spaghetti, u din cook dinner so i cook lo today. you want anot? very tasty ^ ^

Mom : u cook "simik" (what did u cook) ...so disgusting one!

Me: This la this ..this la..! disgusting meh?

hm..i think a bit disgusting la

Mom: Aiyor...what is the black black thing *take a bite*...oh fish cake? tasteless punya.

Me: thai fish cake lo

Mom: not tasty at all *took another and dip into the spaghetti sauce*, u got no skill

Me: no ah...taste good..salty enough i tested just now.

Mom: ya meh? *took another again..and another and another*..tasteless

Me: mom u eat all the fish cake already! i havent eat my dinner ok!

Mom: hahaha *took another fish cake*, son son..2molo onwards u cook dinner ok? i wanna watch tv drama *walks away*

Me:.........................................makan all my fish cake left only the sauce and spaghetti .. T T

Bak Zhang alternative!...i think so

2007-06-19T21:34:00.000+08:00

Since im crazy over this so called Bak Zhang this season...but my mom duno how to make it so i decided to make it myself! ROAR! Poonky also can cook! taking out his tools n ingredient! ~~~

WARNING IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE BAK ZHANG AT ALL! ..cant even call it as bak zhang also

ok sorry i din take the picture of ingredient..because it look darn messy la..u guys saw it liow probably no mood already haha.

Ingredients (portion for 2 or 1 person la..depends how big is ur appetite)
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(1) 1.5 cup of Glutinous rice
(2) 0.3 cup of blackeye bean --> (--) the bean look like this
(3) 2 Salted Egg yolks
(4) 2 Big Onion
(5) small portion of Pork meat (3 layers pork meat)
(6) small portion of Chinese mushroom
(7) little portion of dried shrimp (udang kering) too much will be too salty
(8) some chestnuts

*the mushroom, Onion, shrimp and chestnuts will be diced into little pieces *
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Basic ingredient
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Salt
Pepper
5 spice powder (can be found in any supermarket..contains those thing look like star, cinnamon, fennel and other)
Thick Black Soy Sauce (Kicap Pekat..aka orhh sih yiu!)

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Cooking Time
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1. Soak the glutinous rice overnight to make it fluffy when cooked.

2. Soak also the mushroom, Blackeyed bean and dried shrimp!

3. Fried the rice macam nasi goreng but brown the onion 1st! put some lard if dun have..use a bit of Majerine/Butter.

4. Put in mushroom and dried shrimp into the rice goreng together.

5. Add the basic ingredient

5.1 pepper a bit
5.2 salt half teaspoon
5.3 five spice a bit not too much
5.4 Thick Black Soy Sauce as much as you like..coloring only anyway

6. The pork..i just dip in salt, soy sauce, lee n perrie lastly coated with thin flour skin then deep fried it in high heat, the flavor will seal inside

so blur there cant see anything

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the last step
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Everything that you cooked just now will be thrown into the rice cooker, the blackeye bean, salted egg yolk and add half cup of warm water + bits of salt inside...turn on the rice cooker...steam it! ..tadah~~~ 1 hour later....(scrool down please)

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Review my own food: ...it looks and taste like PORK version of Loh Mai Gai (steam chicken Glutinos Rice)..but but...80% taste macam BAK ZHANG! regretted cooking this so called Bak zhang..coz i manage to made for my self only..now hungry again :(

Wannnnna Eat

2007-06-18T02:41:00.000+08:00

2:43am....and suddenly i felt like wanna makan BAK ZHANG! according to wikipedia BAK ZHANG mean

Zong, zongzi, or Chinese rice dumplings are a traditional Chinese food, made of glutinous rice stuffed with different fillings and wrapped in bamboo leaves. They are cooked by steaming or boiling. Laotians, Thais, Cambodians, and Vietnamese also have similar traditional dishes influenced by zongzi.

suddenly i wanna eat these!

.......I need bak zhang badly!...spare me 1 biji please!

Bad Day! + Bad Month!

2007-06-15T17:49:00.000+08:00

Today isn't really a smooth day for me..sigh..exactly @ 1AM...i drove my dad Honda Accord while half asleep to Chee Ming house..and guess what, right after 5 seconds of starting the car I ram over my neighbor car door :(..kemek! wonder how much i gonna paid for the damage sigh dompet kosong

then..earlier, 2 weeks ago my Graphic card burnt i replace it with an older model, and then a day after I burnt my Power supply and motherboard this time! sigh what happpppen! everything I touch recently also broke

trying to listing out the things i broken since "1st of JUNE"

1. Streamyx Modem
2. Graphic Card
3. Power Supply
4. Mother Board
5. Blender
6. Radio
7. Air condition mia remote
8. Car Alarm
9. Charger
10. and latest ram my neighbor car

...oh how come only electronic stuff? er bad karma? i need some good luck to survive this month..15 day to go!!! argh

at least my psp still alive after unscrewing everyhing, one of my most important things

A fun day for Modding!

2007-06-12T21:33:00.001+08:00

Ohh~~~ today went to Shim house with Aizal to take apart our PSP..n see wat's inside lol, and Aizal brings everything solder, milimeter (the one to test current), knife, tapes, glue, led lights. and the most funny part...he bring everything except...the SCREW DRIVER! to unscrew our psp alamak Piak* my heads..lol keep mentioning to him also lupa. thanks god that Shim house got the screw driver and dust blower :) yay...and we started to unscrew the psp.... (TO BE CONTINUE! in tomorrow post)

Today Plan
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1. makan with Shim
2. wait for Aizal
3. Goto Shim house
4. Open our psp see wats inside
5. Add triggermods

Unexpected Incident
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ending up adding green led light + sound trigger to our Playstation Portable..my psp modification tooks 30minutes...kinda nice but Shim psp seems not working perfectly, a bit cacat. we tooks 2-3 hours to figure out whats wrong with shim psp..macam playing chipsmore with us..sekejap left light rosak, sekejap right light rosak, left right left right..in the end..to be continue next month to figure out wats wrong with his psp. btw THANKS! AIZAL helping us modded that thing

iPod? iBook? iPhone? I-POT!

2007-06-11T20:37:00.000+08:00

I was too free just now n' went youtube.com searching for something about iPod phone and video review...who knows i was linked to something far more interesting than Ipod! ...its "I-POT" whoa something really innovative and hi-tech macam iPod.

hm..looks hi-tech n white like iPod

In Japan this I-POT is something that specially designed for Ah-gung/Ah-mah (elderly people in hokkian), this pot can do better than just boiling water! is actually a "wireless device" that records the usage of i-POT and email/sms will be sent to maybe ah-gung/ah-mah punya anak, cucu, daughter-in-law...anyone la

hi-tech pot?

but the reason? I also not so sure..cant understand Japaneses words, but i assume this i-POT sends the usage detail so the receiver (whomever that related) will get the latest usage information, so they can supervise their "drinking session?" alamak..another hi-tech useless junk ah.

anyone wants to buy this pot tell me i also wanna see how great this gadget can do, not a prank or fake stuff...they even go website for iPOT go and check it out.

so enjoy the video (quite funny!..the ads something about Ipod and IPot)

if the video is not working click here

Playstation Portable Music Player Sucks?

2007-06-11T17:47:00.001+08:00

who says Playstation Portable (PSP) sucks compared to Ipod video !?, not really a correct statement both considerably different kind of portable devices with different function. but but...i still wanna "koing dui" (strongly recommend) that PSP can be as good as Ipod Video too....hm...I think I should do some review section of the PSP "Music" capabilities

The PSP is more than a game player but more toward all-in-1 media player. most people who bought it primarily for that purpose. PSP games kinda suck except for few big titles.considering how many diffrent things this Portable device can do other than games, music capabilities is the most important function after games for, it has good audio quality (using a higher quality mp3 compression bitrate will show diffrences) and it comes with a remote so you can sumbat ur PSP into bag. today who dont use torrent anyway rite, mp3 can be obtain easily.

Memory size could be a problems if you planned to buy original memory sticks (4GB cost around RM5XX), originally psp comes with 32MB Memory stick pro duo. but considering now the price of fake memory sticks keep dropping a 4GB memory stick just cost RM150+-, and 1GB/2GB not even more than rm80+-. the only difference u found in fake memory is slower transfer speed between pc to memory (who cares anyway..a fake memory saved almost RM400 trading for few minutes of slow transfer)

edit: PSP can support up to 8GB without hanging!

aiyo so blur geh the pic! anyway thats my fake 4GB memory stick

The ability of PSP to play several format such as MP3, WMA, WAV, PCM, AAC (almost-like ipod song format), Atrac3 and Atract3Plus (both atract3 format is specially for Sony music devices, greatly reduce size at least 50% and preserving the song quality), to be honest with you guys PSP music just simply easy to use..nothing more than albums and song, thats all!. oh ya the player also comes with Equalizer u can choose 4 kinds..Pop, Heavy, Jazz and Unique of preset

My PSP English songs album
( ^ ^ ..haha..who send me all these song liow?)

what next? eye candy stuff...PSP music player can do it toooooooooooooo

when playing song's will show several things there..song album & name
songs format, time, visual, track's

yeah other visual for ur showing off needs!
5 (+ a random) kinds for you to choose.
the fun part? u can create your own visual screen

conclusion something extra just saw my friend Aizal modded his psp..must watch! (blinking light is not included haha)

http://www.youtube.com/v/RmI-2vqs8J0 <--click if you cant view cool

Makan Makan

2007-06-11T17:44:00.001+08:00

hehe guess what i eat this morning..dang yesterday talking to sheer till so late felt like mau mati wake up so early..went to eat something soupy. today kena wakeup by 9am & go eat breakfast with my parents dint know today public holiday..ugh wakeup so early

hehe guess what i eat~~~ :P

ok la i eat Yong Tau Fuu @ Balakong @ "Red Gold Steamboat and Yong Tau Fuu" just behind Mauwakuee grill and steak house.

they sell yong tau fuu during the morning time and steamboat at night, not bad but quite expensive just small portion for 2 person cost RM20!!! my mom dint eat much so consider 2 person portion. the pic below is what i eat lo

my soup noodle ~~~

we ordered meatballs, chili, fu gua, eggplant, tofu, wantons, fishcake, fried fu chuk, and fried meatvege fu chuk~~ every piece @ 80 sen each

the "yong tau fuu" full with fish meat fillings so overall quite satisfied with it, just that not the best yong tau fuu i eat, the best is from selayang old market, a tiny kopitiam call "Ming Kee" selling their yong tau fuu @ 60 cent a piece with mouthful amount of fishmeat fillings :) and tasty too..maybe find one day go makan there again n take some pictures

Edit: i know bad pics la...i dint even own a good camera phone, only got a nokia6600 "vga" camera~ (less than 1.3megapixel la) ..so don mind those bad pics ok :P

Cheating Pro?

2007-06-11T17:43:00.000+08:00

owh! after stressing these few weeks waiting my result to appear, finally my degree final exam results out, nasib baik dint fail my weakest subject "Principles of Quantitative Methods" i expected to fail but luckily i passed with a "C" for cukup makan marks! , the rest of the exam results goes well too with mixture of A's and B's and C's...and..

the most funny thing i experience for the first time.. is why am i getting such a low mark for my "Case Study in Business Policy"? this exam suppose to be open book examination for this subject (the only subject u allowed to open ur book, bring in notes..macam cheating with permission's given..this suppose to be DAMN! easy to do) but why why! i get only C cukup makan? deng..i felt like writing novels during the 3 hours exam leh!..and my friend too (only know none of us get A for this subject)

but for me..i really had no luck cheating in exam..the more i cheat the lower marks i get..i still remember i getting 30/100 marks in a progress test (also known as trial exam)..and thats the marks i get when cheating..weird...even the lecturer encourage me to cheat geh..everyone cheats that time...majority of them get 80-90marks! ..why why..cheating..no way i get such low mark!

Moral of the story...some people just destinate "no luck" in cheating especially the stuff in front of your eyes also cant use it properly.

but nevermind..felt statisfied dint fail any subject and collected A's...and that comes from studying last minutes!(1 day before exam) hurray! next time make group revision again haha

another good news i completed my diploma finallly!

Flashback

2007-06-11T17:41:00.000+08:00

I'm wondering who remembers about my past other than my buddies for more than 10 years, don't know why recently keep flashing back to past, it makes me realize how unsatisfied i am about my past, i still wondering now a day still got kids that having the same life i go trough. not really saying my past is bad but it just part of my memories now and when i think about it again with an older mind doesn't really bad after all :).

thinking back...its already more than 10 years now (or more), during that time i was a primary 3 kid, that was the 1st time i worked at my dad company, imagine a tiny cute little kid like me was forced to work hehehe. it wasn't really a thing to brag most of the time i felt i lost my freedom to choose and the freedom to demand anything more. i wasn't paid for the job and always been treated unfair. till my secondary 4 i started to rebel and work outside till then that was really i felt something about freedom, less rules, and i get to do something i really wanted to.

but out of these thing the most unsatisfied is the "question" of why am i treated so unfair, they (include my parents, my uncle and etc) could ask me do all the jobs, work for them but why "only me", the company belongs to my dad and uncle everyone of them got son around my age but why im the only one has to work and not my cousin and my older brother, later i realized that im the "odds" one among the family member, i finally knew the reason i was treated like that..among the family members im the only one was born without any talents nor brains. (i realize my brain turn into quite not bad after went to college, im too part of the family blood haha), thank god i went after something i really wanted after secondary 5 ~ if not i probably still the old me chasing over something i always think impossibles..oh well everything possible though.

to be continue...after i recovering from my fever..no mood write the whole stuff

Happy Mother's Day Special

2007-06-11T17:39:00.001+08:00

Even if i write this blog my mom wont understand, because she don't understand English (expect few words). all these years i wanted to tell how i appreciate your love & care that you showered to me, when im in deep problem financially or mentally your are always there to back me up. i don't know anything could repay your love that you showered, and those "unlimited" care you provide. mom i just wanted to said that ur da best when it comes to family matters, the only woman i ever know that makes a family...macam a family. without you our family wont be the same rite rite?, you're the person that show us warmth and love , the person who knows almost everything about us (the family member) and most important the food you cook always the best especially Soup and fresh rice i had everyday after work and study :). MOM I LOVE YOU!

so tonight i probably going to celebrate this big day with her at my friend Chinese restaurant of course, not really an expensive restaurant to brag about but their dishes is comparable to 5 star restaurant, and where is it?er wait..its actually my house lo..invited my friend to come over and cook tonight as our personal chef instead of going to their restaurant. really wanna thank him a lot for lending his 2 hours cooking and rush back again :), yala buddy i owe u.

P.S: note to my friends..er..sometimes u guys thought my mom n dad talk like wanna kill each other (loud) ...but thats how they communicate lol they talk very loud, looks like arguing and disturbing but ...in fact thats how they love each other for 30 years hahaha

eh finally something meaningful in my blog :P, eh hey post some comment..my chatbox not working yet :( so wait ah waitiiiiit

1st timer

2007-06-11T17:37:00.000+08:00

Today's the first time I should start writing off my rambling, thoughts, pimp my psp! & junks. Thanks to several person who asked "why don't i write blog" or even worst someone said I stalking their blog everyday and never write a single comment.

But the real reason is for me to write off some of my thoughts that "stuck" to myself, so writing is the best medicine people said (or I said), To those who read, please bare in mind that none of my blogs content meant to offend anyone, whatsoever but just out of the feelings that sometimes depends on the mood of the blogger. :). you guys wont be seeing such formal writing/post anymore in this blog, I write formal just for the sake of Grand Opening! so Happy reading

History Lesson about me

2007-06-11T17:33:00.000+08:00

I hav read blog's for many years and finally today i officially got my own blog! coz someone said i damn stalker read people blog but never comment or do anything fine fine i registering a blog now

here some one my er...so called profile i copy pasted from my friendster..I'm lazy to type hoho..same thing anyway right right!

# Schools(Other):
Chatta Kindergarden, S.K.Taman Muda, S.M.K. Taman Seraya, Informatics College, Salem International University

# Occupation:
Student n Full/Part Time Business Strategic Planner

# Hobbies and Interests:
Japanese Drama, Movies, Tv shows, Horror stuff, Bread, Food, Blog Reading, Watches, Cooking and Working

# Favorite Books:
Manga, newspaper, journal, company reports, blog's

# Favorite Movies:
all kinds of Horror and Comedy...., " The Longest Yard", "Red Eye", "Final Fantasy: Advent Children", "Spy (Korean)", "Cinderella Man (2005)", Silent Hill, One Missed Call

# Favorite Music:
M.O.V.E (hybrid j-rock band (latest electronica + rock) @ electropica.com), Hybrid Genre especially ballad rock! (band that duet), modern Classical, J-Pop and Rock

# Favorite TV Shows:
Malcom, CSI, Dr.who, MyGuyver, Airwolf, chakushin Ari, Hells Kitchen, Prison Break

*will be updated when im free

Fate? Blog World? and Kanasai

2007-05-22T00:36:00.000+08:00

Haiyo this blog world so ~~danger~~ small la,I tell you all something in this blog world your blog friends might be someone that a lil bit related to you lo, waiting to be discovered ...1 maybe just coincidence but more than that i call "Kanasai so fateful"

Case No 1.
My blog was secretly founded by some of a silent reader real life friend Alvin (used to be a food blogger now no more), he found my blog when stalking inside "leng lui xioa lung bao" comment box, u damn hebat la..like this also found me.

Fate level : 4/5

Case No 2.
Eunice da Japanese Immigrant (private blogger, real life friend and silent reader)...while searching in google for "Bon Odori 2007" related pics...she end up in So-simon ~~da self proclaim bulu kaki addict~~ blog and nampak my big name there, thats how she found my blog lo

Fate Level:3/5

*simon ah..more more more :P so less pics mana cukup*

Case No 3.
Ting Tit Lei, the best ~~hamsap~~ educational blog i read so far, added him to my blog roll because his blog very interesting full of such "KNNCCB + OMGBBQF" stuff inside, and one day, he blogged about "his lazy stuff" i saw this thing school name "S.K.Taman Muda" hey my junior leh!

too bad not same secondary school leh

Fate Level:2/5

Case No 4.
Jaecy Wong, one lil stranger from Australia that one day she bloghopping and spam my cbox lo...thats how i know her...few weeks later in one of her posts "transformer and dinner at jojo's" i found my ex-classmates Vicky pics there...ok this one dont count as fate 1st la...

but coincidently Jaecy also know one of my close friend.."Brenda" (not my classmate and few years older) wuuuu i know her friend and she knows my friend! apa ni..this blog world so small!

let me show u the relationship chart hehe

*somehow we related lor hor? hahaha*

Fate Level:5/5!

Case No 5.
DLG dad..might know my dad as Classmate/School Mate/ Senior/ Junior for some reason ..dint check yet oh... who knows haha

Fate Level:?/5

Whoa...so now i know blog world so small. my blog only have short list of links but still there is high chances others that know me could find me :P hehe

...need to becareful when writing ppl bad stuff, later everyone also know hehehe. anyone watching the American Tv Series HEROES?, a bit similar where in one part of the show says "we all connected, just we dont know when, where and why"

Jokes

2006-07-19T21:30:00.000+08:00

I wonder if anyone get this forward mail before, but very interesting yet educational indeed, im the teacher..vomit blood also can ah

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY : No, I'm Billy Anderson.

TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

HAROLD : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER : Of course not.
HAROLD : Good, because I didn't do my homework.

TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN : I hope you didn't either.

GARY : I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

MOTHER : Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR : Because of absence.
MOTHER : You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR : No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

SILVIA : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA : Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER : What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
JOSE : Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX : The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.

MOTHER : Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR : You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA : A new bike.

TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER: (sadly)You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT: (sadly)You don't know my father

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

BOY : Isn't the principal a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY : No.
GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY : And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY : Thank goodness!

Taggies

2006-07-19T20:37:00.000+08:00

Short Diary: Kena tag again la today do 2 in 1

Angie thought I'm too free so she tag me lo~~~ full of hate stuff orh~~..nvm lets see what i should do

Angie demand me to write on the following:

1. Food you hate --> Hm..something not over spicy and over bland for my taste bud lo.

2. Fruits that you hate --> Er Dragon Fruit...dont ask me why..

3. Veggies that you hate --> Nope i like vege..vege gooood

4. Celebrities or people that you hate --> If i remember celebrity name la...im bad at these stuff

5. Event/Incident/Situation that you hate --> People that don't know when to say thanks when you helped them

6. TV Shows or Movies that you hate --> Taiwan Celebrity TV Series..their story sucks just pretty and handsome actress

7. Type of Music that you hate --> Nothing in Particular

8. Household chore that you hate --> PLUCK GRASSS!!!! grrrr

9. Things you hate about the world --> Er...why need money for everything oh

10. Things that you hate about yourself --> Hm.. a lot to tell..such as why I not a rich guy :(

This Tag Outdated liow no one to tag :)

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Hm..2nd Tag this time from Kimiko, See Trust me i Will do tags geh

****Copied and paste****

"Blogger Idham has pledged to donate RM 127.00 to the Darul Izzah Orphanage in Bangi for every tag completed before 26 August 2007. It’s so simple, all you need to do is to complete any 17 sentences from the 27 listed below (that’s the tag) and drop Idham a comment over at the tag’s original page here."

So... only 17 out of 27 from these will be answered. Here goes:

1. A person is only as good as .........

2. Friendship is always ..............................................Fragile and Sensitive

3. To love is to......... be share with someone important in your life

4. Money makes me...................................................happy

5. I miss ....... Regine, one of my buddy that belah to australia today

6. My way of saying I care is by .......... Keeping in touch

7. I try to spread love and happiness by......

8. Pick the flowers when...... the Guard not looking at you at the "do not pluck the flowers zone"

9. To love someone is to.......... Give him/her your best.

10. Beauty is.......... in the eye of beholder lorh

11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was........

12. When I was twenty one, I remember.........I donated rm5 to Uncle Lim Gu Tong.

13. I am most happy when ...........someone shares their thought/happiness/~~sadness~~ with me

14. Nothing makes me happier than ........ winning a lottery

15. If I can change one thing, I will change........ the past I screwed up

16. If smiles were...........then I...............................

17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could.........

18. If you want to .............then you have to ................

19. Money is not everything but.............................money is something er..everything

20. The most touching moments I have experienced is..................

21. I smile when..........I saw her

22. When I am happy, I............. very good person, else..dont ask

23. If only I don't have to .......... write this stuff then.......... I'd be doing my assignments.

24. The best thing I did yesterday was............I dint sleep at all

25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title,

26. One thing I must do before I die is............. go Japan and eat all those nice foood!!!!

27. Doing this meme, I feel like ........... I need to do my assignment lioooow

I think i over do ...19 question..ah dont care la

who to tag leh..this one also outdated liow all do liow also, anyone that wanna do this tag just tell me :P

da 20 ekor orlang!

2006-06-20T22:01:00.000+08:00

Got tagged by Viva la Vivian da Perodua Viva ish..tot she sick but still so energetic to write tag means recover liow la

the 20 ekor fella
1. Vivian la who else
2. Ritchie
3. Sheer
4. Rachel
5. Regine
6. Elaine
7. Yvonne
8. Julian (my friend n lecturer)
9. Xuan
10. Li Ann
11. Sarah
12. Poh wah
13. Rabbit aka lehbbit
14. Ah Lai
15. Ah Boon
16. Ah Sa
17. Ah Ming
18. Brenda
19. Kar Yee (ah ming wife)
20. Ah Man

How did you meet 14? [Ah Lai Aka Rain]
Ah ming wife punya ji mui..meet her in cinema

What would you do if you had never met 1? [Vivian]
er..er..i dont need to owe her a poster lo...wei im still searching it ge leh..

What would you do if 20 and 9 dated you? [Ah Man] + [Xuan]
20..i dont wanna date a man! and 9 ah ppl got bf liow cannot cannot

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? [Elaine]+[Ah Ming]
Elaine gonna kill me...17 got wife liow

Describe no 3 ..[Sheer]
one sentence! Sheer mou dak deng la and look delicious also! i mean she can cook.. :P

Do you think 8 is attractive? [Julian]
takda chemical towards male oh..but leng zai want his number just msg me haha

Do you know anything about no. 12's family? [Poh wah]
his mom can cook very well, ada 2 ekor anjing, seorang adik perempuan ^ ^, satu abang, ada satu bapak!

Tell me something about 7.. [Yvonne]
er..bising..blur..lazy..camwhore! when she free..sleep late

What is no 18's favourite? [Brenda]
TRAVEL! baru balik from Indonesia backpacking oh..(thanks for da souvenir!)

What languange does 15 speak? [Ah Boon]
Canton, Hokkian n Mandarin

Who is 19 going out with? [Kar Yee]
Married already, Ah ming wife

How old is 16 now? [Ah Sa]
23!

When was the last time you talked to 13? [Rabbit]
2 minutes ago

Who is 2's favourite singer? [Ritchie]
easy la..see his face know liow~~~ Jordan Chan!

Would you date 4? [Rachel]
Cannot do although she very good to me (treat me makan bak zhang! today) ..ah wing will kill me!

Would you date no. 17? [Ah Ming]
I not Gay..so no no no..date him go play game can haha

Is 15 single? [Ah Boon]
nope, he belongs to no.14 [Ah Lai]

What is no 10's last name? [Li Ann]
"Lim!" Li Ann

Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11? [Sarah]
lalalalalalalala..ouch kena smack head..her dad gonna kill me

Which school does 3 goes to? [Sheer]
SMK SRI GARING RAWANG! but i know her class...5 Cekap!..she very cekap ok!

Where does 6 live? [Elaine]
Setapak/wangsa maju duno mana mana...somewhere near there duno call apa apa

What is your favourite thing about no. 5? [Regine]
one of my best friend? her attitude! her pat kua-ness (sibuk/busybody)! and almost everything

and the 5 person i gonna tag

1. Sheer
2. Elaine
3. Sarah
4. Li Ann
5. Rabbit

THE END! Tadah

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2006-06-11T19:51:00.000+08:00

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my Virgin Taik..er tag

2006-06-11T17:39:00.000+08:00

sigh my virgin taik and sheer tag me 3 in 1 version!...okie start doing it

the first Tag will be..something about my sweet 18 lorh..now 21 liow. old lorh how to remember those stuff

The Rules

1 Go to www.popculturemadness.com

2 Select the year you turned 18

3 Get all nostalgic over the songs of the year

4 Write about it

5 Pass this tag onto 5 others

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this tag really makes me think back those old memories kekeke...those song I used to listen till it rot

1.Big Yellow Taxi by Counting Crows featuring Vanessa Carlton

cant remember the song anymore even though i listen till rot hahaha...wei...how many years ago was that anyway rite rite cant blame me forgeting the lyrics

2.Crazy In Love by Beyonce Featuring Jay-Z

now now this song i remember the lyrics clearly haha..ok partial la

You ready?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

....ok ok i just remember that part..at least i search the video for u all to enjoy :)
Watch the MV

3.In Da Club - 50 Cent

i think everyone remember this fella~ rapper! but i got no idea what he rapping about sometimes

Click to watch the mv

4.Senorita - Justin Timberlake

this is the 1st time i know who is JT~ ok la suagu..but only this song i like during the year ~~ senorita

Click to watch the MV

i can only found the 4 most frequent song i listen from that website..so thats all lorh~!

and the 5 people i gonna tag..will be

-Ashley
-Irene
- and last person on my list..Sarah!

PART 1 THE END!

i gonna continue part 2 later...give me a break la! haha

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oh okay the continuation part of the taik thanks to sheer sheer lo :) part 2!

*Seven Things I'm Experiencing Now*
1 => Boring
2 => Hungry
3 => Blogging
4 => Chatting
5 => Modifying my PSP
6 => Watching "Dotch Cooking Show" (Japaneses)
7 => Cooking dinner for myself

*Seven Things I'm Thinking About Now*
1 => What to eat later?
2 => Why Ah ling so busy geh?
3 => When i gonna get back my pc anyway?
4 => Hopefully i pass my exam!
5 => oh this month gonna end soon!
6 => where is my PSP...?
7 => what am i thinking just now?

*Seven Things I'm Worrying About*
1 => My final exam result (out soon)
2 => what should i cook for breakfast?
3 => My future job
4 => this month no more tv show..all season finale
5 => my allowance not enuf to survive this month!
6 => ....
7 => .....i got nothing to worry anymore oh..

*Seven Things I'm Happy About*

1 => My Internet speed fast!
2 => Pimp my PSP!
3 => When there is ppl reading/stalking my blog
4 => Hanging out with my gang every weekend
5 => Ah ling gonna buy heroes..:P
6 => Nice Food
7 => er..no quarrel? world peace ma rite rite

*Seven People I Treasure*
1-7 => too less not enuf! only seven people? 70 people still consider cukup makan saja

*Seven Things I Always Touch or Come In Contact With*

1 => Play Station Portable (PSP)
2 => Purse
3 => Key
4 => HP
5 => Specs
6 => Watch
7 => Clock

*Seven Things I Want to Improve*

1 => My finance..
2 => My life
3 => My love life
4 => My Blog
5 => My Cooking Skills
6 => My Sleep time
7 => My knowledge

*Seven Things I'm Strong In*

1 => Computing Stuff ..okay im a geek so!
2 => Cooking
3 => Mind Reading
4 => Prediction
5 => Eating
6 => Listening to problem
7 => making noise and problem

*Seven Things I'm Weak In*

1 => Maths...
2 => Not handsome
3 => Accounts
4 => Financial
5 => Blogging
6 => I weak when it comes to sports
7 => Guessing

*Seven Things I Adore Eating*

1 => Loh Yee Mien
2 => Tori Ramen
3 => Chicken Curry
4 => Soup Kambing
5 => Steaks
6 => Potato Salad
7 => Bread!
8 => Seafood especially fish
9 => Mushroom Soup
10 => Roti Tampal/Stapler (duno what is that? try order it at any mamak stall lo)

...wah this list gonna be forever la..7 too less

*Seven Things I Adore Drinking*

1 => Green Tea
2 => Chinese Tea
3 => Teh-O-Ais Limau Tea
4 => coffee mix Tea
5 => Red Tea
6 => Black Tea
7 => Jasmine Tea

i admit la..im tea lover!

*Seven Things I Detest*

1 => Bad Service waiter/waitress
2 => Rich Bastard
3 => Fan boy/girl (those who cant accept other things except that particular brand..ipod fans for example :P, whats wrong with using sony and samsung?)
4 => Mat Rempiiiit
5 => Mat Skutter
6 => someone that touch my things without asking
7 => those that playing miss call when phone got a lot of credits left!

*Seven Things I Cannot Live Without*

1 => my Playstation Portable (game, music, movie, internet, phone, remote control and picture viewer)
2 => my nokia 6600 (old but durable!)
3 => my purse
4 => internet!
5 => Fooooood! without food im not human anymore
6 => my PC
7 => love!

*Seven Things I Fear to Show*

1 => My SPM result..oh damn char until i dont dare to show anyone
2 => My 3 sparetyre lo..
3 => My Real emotion
4 => My anger
5 => My pervertness
6 => My secrets
7 => My Dick ..who dare to show anyway in public rite rite

*Seven Things I'll Never Want to Talk About*

1 => My Evil Side
2 => My paiseh story
3 => Her Secrets
4 => His Secrets
5 => My ATM Pin Number
6 => MY Email Password
7 => My secrets!

*Seven Things I Will Want to Do*

1 => Cooking
2 => Eating Sushi/Pizza/Ramen/
3 => Getting a new phone
4 => Open up my psp and modify the stuff inside
5 => Yam Chaing
6 => Finding more friend
7 => Freedom

*Seven Things I Will Never Play Around When/With*

1 => Love
2 => Sadness
3 => Girl Crying
4 => When a girl datang bulan..dun play play..they turn into monster ..P.M.S ma rite? Periodic Monster Syndrome
5 => Praying Stuff
6 => Secrets that meant to be secret
7 => food..food is precious!

*Seven Things I Wonder About*

1 => Who stalking my blog?
2 => When i gonna graduate? almost 5 years...haiz?
3 => What am i gonna do after this?
4 => Why my bday still so far?
5 => What am i gonna get for my present this year?
6 => will "x" price drop? (insert any branded gadget name there)
7 => wonder when is the next chinese new year... :P

*Seven Questions I Hope My Friends Would Respond To*

1-7 => None..i know their responce!

*Seven Things (or People) I Would Love to See*

1 => I would love the see myself winning uncle lim money oneday :P
2 => Elaine
3 => Mikiko Yano! my idol! sexyyyy!
4 => My brand new pc
5 => Japan! their culture, language, girls and food!
6 => -
7 => -

*Seven People I Want to Tag*
I Dun wanna tag anyone haha so no one to tag :P

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next time cannot dare sheer sheer...give me so many tag :P

5 things found in your bag *

1. Psp
2. House Key
3. Specs
4. Notes
5. chewing gum

Im student ma..so use bag lo..

* 5 things found in your purse/wallet *

1. Identification Card
2. My lawyer Namecard
3. My Atm card
4. Insurance card
5. CAsh!

* 5 favourite things in your room *

1. My PC
2. My Radio
3. My coffee table (er ABC table la...sigh..follow me since im born lol)
4. My Bed
5. My Speaker (to plug in whatever things to make sound lo...)

* 5 things you’ve always wanted to do *

1. Rampas Ah ling punya Coke Blak!
2. Renovate my room
3. Go Japan
4. i wanted to Sleep whole day
5. Take apart my psp

* 5 things u currently into *

1. Reading Blog
2. Modify my PSP
3. Yam Cha /Hanging out
4. Download pirated stuff..movies..drama..songs..games..whatever stuff that can be downloaded
5. kacau sheer! and let ah ling brainwash me (kacau u too much also haha)

* 5 people u tag *

NONE! hey find someone for me to tag la!